
Well, Lynne Spears has been under some pretty harsh criticism for her parenting skills lately, since one daughter is wildly insane and the other is sixteen and pregnant by a man old enough to be her great grandfather. She called her friend of twenty years before she left for L.A. and told her:
"I think if I just get to Britney and I just touch her and if I just hold her, then it will be okay. I'm going in my trainers and my sweatpants and if I have to climb the wall and run past bodyguards and dogs, then that's what I'm going to do. I'm getting to her. I'm desperate."