Jessica Simpson is a shining star whose last two movies are sure to shatter Wal-Mart DVD bargain bin records when they are finally released next year. So, how could she ever top making two movies back-to-back that are so good they couldn't even be shown in theaters? By doing a remake of Pretty Woman, of course. OK! Magazine says:
"She thinks this one's got 'hit' written all over it. Her father Joe has been telling anyone who will listen, (which is NO ONE) that she's the next Julia." Oh, so she's a slut homewrecker with giant teeth who doesn't shave her armpits, I get it now.
