Britney and her mom let the good times roll!
Britney and Lynne can't stop laughing... they've had SO much catching up to do!
After her busy Monday night, a bitchy, angry, ugly Britney Spears went to a Mercedes dealership earlier this morning with mother Lynne and fat Sam in tow.
“After spending twenty minutes in the parking lot arguing with her mom, Britney emerged from her Cadillac Escalade in her trashy, stained lace top covered by an inside out and backwards sweater.”
Acting like a raging bitch the entire time, she clutched her Kabbalah book with her filthy, chewed up fingernails, making sure everyone would see how deep and spiritual she is. Please! Like she can read, and like she would understand it if she did!
“The family is staging an intervention so Britney can get help for her bipolar disorder. Family sources say they are furious at Lutfi, saying he pushed Brit into going to Mercedes today to buy a new car - in the middle of the effort to save her.”
Okay, I can't help myself. The following is an excerpt from the book Britney is so involved in (hahahah) that she has to bring it with her while she buys a car. I dare you to read it, attempt to understand it and find meaning in it. THEN, try as hard as you can to picture Britney doing the same thing:
To give you an idea of the nature of Kabbalah, I will briefly discuss one of the better known, fundamental concepts of kabbalistic thought: the concept of G-d as Ein Sof, the Ten Sefirot, and the kabbalistic tree of life. This explanation is, at best, a gross oversimplification. I do not pretend to fully understand these ideas.
According to Kabbalah, the true essence of G-d is so transcendent that it cannot be described, except with reference to what it is not. This true essence of G-d is known as Ein Sof, which literally means "without end," which encompasses the idea of His lack of boundaries in both time and space. In this truest form, the Ein Sof is so transcendent that It cannot have any direct interaction with the universe. The Ein Sof interacts with the universe through ten emanations from this essence, known as the Ten Sefirot.
Tree of Life (Large)These Sefirot correspond to qualities of G-d. They consist of, in descending order, Keter (the crown), Chokhmah (wisdom), Binah (intuition, understanding), Chesed (mercy) or Gedulah (greatness), Gevurah (strength), Tiferet (glory), Netzach (victory), Hod (majesty), Yesod (foundation) and Malkut (sovereignty). The middle five qualities are mentioned explicitly and in order at I Chronicles 29:11: Yours, O L-rd, is the greatness (gedulah), the strength (gevurah), the glory (tiferet), the power (netzach), and the splendor (hod). I have seen this passage translated in widely varying ways, but the Hebrew corresponds to the names of the Sefirot in order.
