There are so many things wrong with this picture:
Tom Cruise attempting to dance, especially with a woman
Katie pretending she has an ounce of sex appeal
Tom acting like he would be interested in her sex appeal, even if she did have any
Them thinking that anyone believes they dance, have sex, or are even slightly interested in eachother
Them thinking they look cool, when really it's embarrassing to watch, kind of like the Michael Jackson/Lisa Marie Presley kiss
and, of course, THE AMOUNT OF SWEAT, and the LOCATION OF THE SWEAT that is coming from Tiny Tom Cruise.. I mean WHO sweats like that??!! Wait, I just thought of someone who does. Start praying right now that I will be able to locate the picture for you! (update: lucky you! see above post)
"BONUS" pic of Tiny tom sweating a few years ago
