Now I Can Sleep Tonight




“‘Girls have their own ideas,’ he shrugged. ‘Anyway, there was a real problem with her breathing and that was cured.’” Joe Simpson, on his daughter's nose job. Yeah, the dumb bitch had breathing problems. And acid reflux. And singing problems.

Yes, Joe, us girls do have our own ideas. I'm willing to bet that there isn't one of "us girls" on this planet who isn't sickened at the very sight of you. UGH. Shut UP.