Van Halen is "reuniting" ad, um... David Lee Roth is a horrible freak. I mean he always was, but now it's embarrassing to watch him play his "gigalo" role. Eddie Van Halen is a falling down drunk with no teeth, and his big fat 16 year old son, Wolfgang, who has Valerie Bertinelli's head (and body) has replaced bass guitarist Michael Anthony. Has "Wolfie" called Jenny yet? Never mind, because his mom called her, and she's gained weight if anything! Those stupid ads where she's pretending she's lost 30 pounds and looks exactly the same are hysterical. I like how she's in some big poofy 1930's purple dress, like as if that would fool us into believing she's lost 30 pounds!
Anyway, I just saw a preview of them performing for their upcoming tour, and it was truly painful to watch, on so many levels.
