Paris Hilton and Britney have both LAUNCHED their new perfumes on the same day! I can just imagine how long the lines are at CVS and Walgreens. Paris's perfume is called "Can Can" (WTF?!) and Britney's is "I Believe". I believe that Can Can smells like yeast infection, and cheap caviar with the slightest hint of the chronic.I wonder who posed for Brit's ad, because that sure as hell isn't her. I Believe smells like Red Bull and meth with top notes of pure Cheeto powder and dirty weave. Get yours today!
