Joe Simpson talked to FoxNews about why his talentless bitch daughters "aren't like Britney, Lindsay and the others."
He said, "We have a real family. You can’t just put these kids out in the world and they’re on their own. I can remember a time when Jessica was singing at Madison Square Garden and her outfit ripped before she went on. We were there for her."
Um....Papa Joe probably weakened the thread so her dress would rip. I'm sure he was there for her. By "we" he means his fingers.
He also confirmed that loser Jessica's next album will be country music.
"Willie Nelson really likes her (boobs)," he said. "We’re going to go down there and really get into it."
GET INTO WHAT? Jessica's SINGING?! Ha! Ha! POOR WILLIE!
