Elton Wants to Save Britney
Elton John, who holds the world record for doing the most cocaine,( one big line every seven minutes from 1973 through 1989) has offered Britney a place to stay in order to get her life together and separate her from the ever present paparazzi.
One source said, “Elton has been watching Britney spiraling out of control over the past few years. He has decided enough is enough and knows he has plenty of experience in the business to help her. He feels so sorry for her because she had fame at such a young age and hasn’t handled it well.”