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The big shock here is how did Julia and Danny's marriage last THIS LONG, and Tom Cruise and Katie had a huge fight in Germany and her parents flew over there to console her. Yesterday I reported on his ten million dollar bunker to protect them from the end of the world, and how he was enraged when a crew member farted during a moment of silence on the set. Their huge fight was probably over her refusal to have her Scientology chip reset in her brain.