

Paris Hilton has been dragging around this dude about a week now. He's a 22-year-old from Sweden who can't speak any English! According to Page Six, she found him on a street corner. HA HA! Nobody wants Paris anymore, so she has to pick up men in foreign countries like they're stray dogs.
A source said, "When Paris met Alex, he was staying at a flea bag hotel that was $27 a night and they shove six people into a room. But in the morning there are all the pancakes you can eat. Paris immediately took a liking to him, and decided to bring him home with her. He's living much better now." Ha! Ha! Now she's trying to get him a modeling contract, and in the mean time, give him a good old fashioned American STD.