Stuff even hung out by accident! She'd never make that mistake now!
She had sparkling eyes, and she was alive
She even used facial expressions!
She posed nude
Then, she met a small gay man named Tom Cruise
He pretended to be normal, even kissing her a few times
Then, he took her to some Scientology meetings. They scared her!
She pretended to be interested though
She tried to remember who she was..
But all she could think about was the teachings of Scientology
and the wise words of Tom's mother, Mary Lee
Sometimes she wondered if she still existed
Sometimes Tom's demands left her exhausted and unable to stand
Now, she looked like a ridiculous old woman
She could go shopping, but her contract only allowed her an allowance of three million dollars per year
She agreed to give up all of her friends, and only speak to Scientologists. She had to go out to eat alone, or with a Scientology minder, who made sure she only ate her daily allowed salad
Tom's teachings warned that smiling was undignified. She had forgotten how anyway
Her contract with the small man also said that if she divorced, thir earth child would remain with him.. forever
So, Katie stayed in the 35 million dolar mansion, and did what the small gay man told her to do
