
A hotel spy tells us: “Every time Paris saw something she liked, like a woman’s dress, she would ask how much it was. That included a cheetah she saw at an animal park. She asked how much it was and said, ‘If I bought a cheetah, would it run away from me or could I keep it?’”
I would have told her, "Oh, yes, Paris, Cheetah's are gentle and loving pets," and then roared with laughter when the cheetah ripped her throat out.