Jessica's Sister is Overflowing With Joy

"My sister is overflowing with joy, Pete is an incredible soul"... the deep and insightful Jessica Simpson

Think Jessica made you sick before?

Jessica's Likes And Dislikes





  1. Likes lovers with imagination. (Since she doesn't have any herself)
  2. Dislikes portraying deep, dark movie roles because she's on a mission to make people happy. (or maybe it's because you can't portray ANY movie role, let alone a deep, dark, serious one)
  3. Loves to kiss with eyes open because she can take in the entire situation and knows if she's enjoying it or not. (stupidest thing I ever heard)
  4. Likes being addicted to high heels, even donning them to the beach. (Gayest addiction ever)
  5. Likes Angelina Jolie's human nature and says she was the inspiration for her to consider adoption. (Do all kids a favor...and don't adopt)
  6. Dislikes the attitude of Christian critics for blasting her raunchy video 'These Boots Are Made For Walking for being too sexy', insisting they should be more accepting. (of dumb whores everywhere)
  7. Dislikes being pregnant so "early" in her life. (the reason she's had at least 2 abortions, one with Nick that he didn't want and one with John Mayer.)
  8. Likes the singers Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston and Celine Dion.
  9. Likes Dawson's Creek. (Grow up)
  10. Used to like Justin Timberlake. (It figures)
  11. Likes Cheerios for breakfast. (So unusual!) and interesting!
Apparently, she also dislikes washing her hair

What a moron, and she looks so "unclean"