At a post birthday bash gone berserk, pregnant trash, Jamie Lynn Spears was injured trying to break up a brawl while daddy-to-be Casey Aldridge was knocking back brewskis with his buds!
Despite security guards for crowd control, the police were summoned to investigate a possible sexual assault on a girl.
Jamie Lynn, who had just turned 17 the day before had been reluctant to attend, but had arranged to be 18 year old Casey’s "designated driver." I'll bet that was real hard to ARRANGE, sickkkkkkkkkkkk.
Just past midnight two of Casey’s pals started fighting over some tramp.
“Jamie Lynn decided she could break it up but got elbowed in the mouth by one of the boys,” said an insider. “She went crazy, screaming at everyone!”
“Jamie Lynn kept asking Casey, ‘What if I would’ve gone into labor, what help would you be?’” the insider revealed.
"I don't reckon I wudda bin nun, DAT's WUT!" he belched.
Jamie Lynne was upset with Casey fer fightin' cause he knowed durn well they had the chili contest tomorree, and she dint want ta let Mama Lynne down. They showed up, but didn't win.
Jamie Lynne was at a jewelry store today
