Okay, she didn't really. But if she did, this is what the wedding picture would look like. Well, she turned down the hit making proposition of a duet with Justin Timberlake. Award winning artist Ne-Yo wrote her eight songs that she never bothered to listen to, let alone record. She instead works with Criss Angel, in hopes that he can fool the world when he makes her "dissapear." Now, Britney has more "shocking plans." Her first idea for opening up the MTV Awards on Sept. 9th, was to perform her sappy song Baby Boy while images of all her past loves flickered behind her in a giant slide show! (Is there a song that long?!) Imagine what a spectacle THAT would be though. Her sucking on a morphine pop, eyes glazed over in insanity, straining to sound like a real singer. (Christina Aguilera) Unfortunately for all of us, MTV said Um... no. Because she's obviously ill, she changes her mind every "few minutes." Also, not a soul alive listens to her, so we'll just have to see what shocking surprise she comes up with. If her goal is to astound the world, she should come out on that stage with a great song be able to dance, and NOT HAVE A RATTY OLD WIG AND THOSE BOOTS ON.
