Britney to Finally Learn New Dance Moves


Britney Spears has hired Madonna's former choreographer for her performance at the MTV Video Music Awards, reports claim. The 'Toxic' singer is thought to be opening the ceremony on September 9 and has employed RJ Durell to ensure her long-awaited comeback does not "fall flat." HaHa! She better not eat too many heroin pops or she will anyway. At least this is a smart decision, if she shows up to the dance studio. She's been busting out with those tired old dance moves, all 7 of them, since 1999.