Has anyone noticed that the Tom Cruise kids have vanished? You know, the ones he bought when he was with Nicole Kidman, so they could appear to be a family to keep up his image as a "straight" man? The last time they were allowed to see their mom, Nicole Kidman, was at her wedding over a year ago! Then, the moment Isabella was able to break free of the TomKult, she dyed her hair blue. That infuriated Tom so much that he vowed Nicole would never see them again. What happened to all those phony, I'm such a warmhearted family man soccer games? It seems that Isabella and Connor have been shipped away to a strict Scientology Camp, possibly to have their micro-chips reset in their brains. They will be set to repeat over and over inside their heads "Listen to Papa. Only listen to Papa."
