Last night, Britney Spears was scheduled to "host" the opening of Lax Nightclub in Las Vegas, and sing her new song, "Gimme More." She cancelled at the last minute, saying she didn't feel like going, even though they were paying her a HUNDRED THOUSAND dollars to do it. Then she showed up after all, with a wig that was SEWN INTO HER HAT, and danced but NEVER LEFT HER CHAIR. A million dollars for chair dancing! She only said two lame sentences into the microphone at the beginning of the night.
"Hey Y'all this is Lax. Have fun and get down, y'all! Britney's back, BITCHES!"
The old Britney may have been worth $100,000. , but um.. see for yourself. What do you think?
