Better get over to Ebay! Britney's stained Versace gown is for sale with the bidding starting at a mere $1,500. Imagine how envious your friends will be when you show up at any event in this stunning gown from the Versace spring collection. It comes complete with mustard stains, fried chicken grease, and real pee from her dog, London!
I'm saving my money to bid on her $90.00 Kenneth Cole boots that she's been wearing every day (without socks!) for the past 14 months. The dress is from her disastrous photo shoot with OK Magazine, where she cried, mumbled to herself, and pooped with the door open several times. She had to go, Y'All!
