Joe Simpson, creepy father of Jessica Simpson, has offered to be porn star Tera Patrick's manager. It's even grosser when he is referred to as "Papa Joe". Ick. Tera claims that Joe and Tina Simpson are "big fans of hers." Oh, and I'm sure Tina is.. Joe gives me the chills. He's done a real swell job of managing his daughters careers. Actually, I guess he has, considering neither of them has one ounce of talent. Hey, maybe they should be porn stars!
