J. Lo, Please go home. If you're tired of corny freaks like Mary Hart from E.T. asking you if you're pregnant, (and I can't believe anyone even cares if you are or not) then please go somewhere, anywhere. Stop dancing, you almost fell again on stage the other night. Mark is obviously picking out your clothes now, big mistake. You are boring, you look stupid, you're not sexy, and your songs suck. You are so over, so eighties. You look ridiculous, so please just go home, be pregnant, and leave us alone. Thanks! Your friend, Julie
