It's hard to keep up with the stupid Britney stories, so I forget this one from yesterday. Britney called the police, because someone had apparently broken into her home. Then she dressed her yorkie in a Christmas outfit, and when the police came, she was singing "Santa Claus is Comin To Town" over and over and I'm not kidding. Then she tried to leave but discovered a flat tire, so the paparazzi changed it for her.
