Britney went to a cell phone store and couldn't stop eating the stale candy out of the machine. You know, the kind covered in fingerprints. She didn't buy a phone, just ate candy. Then she spilled a caramel frappucino all over herself, showed her crotch to photographers again, and then picked up some druggie chick who was even trashier than her and drove to the gas station to get her windshield washed. This chick was like, standing on the street... she has rotten teeth too. Hmmm...
