You Lose, Mrs. Cruise


LOOK, EVERYBODY! I TOLD YOU I WASN'T GAY!





"I had your poster for Top Gun above my bed!"
"Don't get too excited, Kate.. I'm really, really GAY!"


Uh! Oh! Whoops.. What the F*ck have I done... ...








Listen To Tom... Must only listen to Tom...





Great. Not only is he gay, he's fat now too.

What in God's name am I wearing?

Wait.. how do I do this "smiling" thing again?

When they first announced their powerful love to the world, their gigantic fake grinning smiles filled us all with.. nausea. What happened to their all consuming devotion? I guess being married to a short, controlling, greasy haired gay man with a face like a rat isn't all it's cracked up to be. Ha! Ha!