Jessica Simpson surprised her main gay, Ken Pave with a birthday dinner at Olive Garden in Shreveport, Louisiana last night. If that wasn't enough, the dishwasher at the restaurant played piano while she sang some of Ken's favorite songs like Desperado and Midnight Train To Georgia.
This sounds like the perfect gig for her, restaurant lounge act. She has no talent, she warbles like an old woman when she sings and makes sickening facial expressions. She can't act, and gross Papa Joe is the only one who thinks she can. I can't believe how big her mouth is, and I dare you to find someone who is more annoying.
