It's not like he was so great, but he seemed nice enough. Even though his band Coldplay sucks He should have married a groupie, he'd be better off..
Oh, oh honey! You forgot your wedding ring
Bitch, please
Chris Martin has survived being married to spoiled bitch princess Gwyneth, who rose to fame as the naked girlfriend of Brad Pitt. Somehow, (probably from her snotty mother Blythe) (Oh, and nice names, by the way)somewhere, she got the idea that she is above everyone else. She's so privileged you know. Anyway, everything is "for show" with that anorexic, ghost-like, vegan, no personality snob. She's finally sucked the life out of him.
brad sure likes those sour old bitches
After Gwyneth and Brad broke up and he started seeing Jennifer Aniston, when asked about his new relationship, Gwyneth referred to her as "THAT TV GIRL."
gwyneth feeds a rat. I HATE her
Careful, Gwyneth, don't get your scraggly hair wet
Gwyneth says she "won't cross the pond" unless she absolutely has to. Because she's British, you know.
She criticizes moms who work, remember that? And no one knew who she was until she was photographed naked with Brad Pitt. She named her daughter Apple.
