She is calling her evil spawns Maximiano and Emelina. huh? gross.
J-Lo and her skeletor husband's whopping bill includes $700,000 to reserve a luxurious birthing suite at the hospital.
The pair shelled out a further $300,000 on private doctors and nurses, $300,000 on security and $100,000 on personal assistants in the run-up to the birth.
J-Lo's unnecessary birthing suite included white couches with imported velvet from Afghanastan, (SICKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!), a large Apple computer monitor with a $7.000.00 diamond encrusted mouse, oh my god get over yourself, a private kitchen stocked with the bitch latino's fave frozen Jumbo burritos and Hostess frozen ding dong's, and two flat-screen TVs, because she and Skeletor don't like the same shows.
He loves Mr.Bean, reruns of The Adams Family and Baywatch and she loves the game show channel and the spanish version of Big Brother. She had the finest linens and cashmere blankets and candles that cost over $400 a piece.
She was a raging bitch to the hospital staff, and kept reminding them who she was, and how much she had payed for everything, as if they were her personal slaves. She thanked no one at any time,because that's how she rolls. I guess Jenny from the block has forgotten that when she waddled onto the scene on In Living Color, she was fat and her hairline began right above her eyebrows.
