Maybe if you would have looked like the real you on the cover, People could have sold more copies!
What made her, or Peeps Mag think that anyone cares! Christina was paid $1.5 million for the photos. When she found out that sales were dull, she reportedly went on a bitch rampage and fired her manager, one of her assistants and her PR Firm. A source told the NYDN that she "went crazy," vowing that they would pay. Ha!Ha! Who? Why? Big shock, no one likes you. You're boring, your voice is all warbly and corny, your make-up layers are repulsive, and your husband is extra fug. Bad news, "X-Tina!" We can still see his face!
I'm still having nightmares about your fro!
Your baby is cute now, but he won't be for long! Plus, you talked about your vagina "tearing." Nobody CARES, HONEY! Oh! And- sorry, but we all remember you when you were dirrrrrrrrttttyyyyyy 
.P.S. Your nose piercing looks like a booger.You're GROSS!
