I can't turn away! Here's why:
Marcia Brady, (Maureen McCormick, but just call her MO) is so pathetic! She cries every single day about everything and anything. She cries because Bobby misses his kids. She cries because people only know her as a character, not as herself. She cries because her brother is retarded, because her country song is so deep, because she's so honored to be a part of the show. Bitch is crying every single time you see her! She has a major crush on Bobby Brown,
and is always in his bedroom trying to wake him ever so gently. She sings, dances, does rap songs and caresses him. She pulls his covers down and sees his ween, and says, "I will never forget what I just saw." So then fat obnoxious 
Carnie has to look too, and says, "That thing is a weapon," and describes it's size, and the movement it made under the sheets with her vulgar hand gestures and swooshing sounds.Bobby is drunk and or/coked up every time we see him, or angry or asleep. Or crying. We know now that he had coke the whole time he was on Gone Country as he is facing drug charges again right now. Carnie is fat again, but not huge. Biggest shock is, she can't sing. At all. I thought Wilson Phillips sounded good. They did, but not because of her. She offers to take Bobby's shoes off to tuck him in, and he lets a huge fart on her. Again, she describes it for us. "It was a big drippy ripper," she says. Are we sure this is Gone Country, and not Celebrity rehab?
the gang learns linedancing
Dee Snyder is sickening, a whining, complaining, "look at me" asshole. Oh and like there are ANY "Twisted Sister" fans out there, anywhere.
Back to "MO". She thinks she loves Bobby Brown, but then she decides she has a "MAJOR CRUSH" on country singer, Gretchen Wilson, saying, "I am so attracted to Gretchen" over and over,
then she cries. She's gained back all her weight she lost on Celebrity Fit Club too.Dee Snyder and Mo wash a car
