Let's begin with the 1989 Oscars, because that was a good year.
River Phoenix was alive, and forgot to wash his hair
Ricki Lake was there and she was still fat, sweaty and lovable
Rat face was there with his annoying, bug eyed wife, Mimi Rogers, and his neck covered in monkey hair
Goldie embarrassed herself this night while presenting with Kurt, asking, "Are you going to propose to me?" to which he answered, "We better hurry up and present this award."
Lucy was there, and even with only 6 weeks to live, she was a hateful bitch, just like always
Meryl Streep and Kurt Russell share a laugh over his big dumb glasses. (Last photo of 1989 Oscars)
Celine Dion wore a ridiculous pant suit
Trailer trash, Demetrye Guynes,poses in an outfit she "designed herself", winning her the award of worst dressed of the year
Demi was under the illusion she was a star, Bruce had hair
Tom Hanks won Best Actor for his role as a dying Aids victim in 1994's Philadelphia
and wins again the very next year for Forrest Gump
In 1983, the beautiful Mary Louise Streep won her first Oscar for Sophie's Choice
Who can forget gutter trash, heroin addicted, self mutilating, lesbian loving attention whore Angelina Jolie slurping all over her brother at The Oscars?
and it wasn't the first time they had shared such a kiss... or the last
In 2004, Charlie Theron took home an Oscar for her portrayal of serial killer Aileen Wournos
Aileen left, Charlize, right
the real Aileen
Yet Charlize is best remembered for this performance, when she smoked weed out of a apple
In 1981, Robert DeNiro won for Raging Bull, Sissy Spacek for Coal Miner's Daughter
In 1988, Michael Jackson brought Emmanuel Lewis and Brooke Shields
Cher was furious at The Academy for ignoring her performance in Mask in 1986, and wore this outfit and hair to say F You
But she was feeling better the very next year when she won Best Actress for Moonstruck
The highly overrated and underdeveloped Gwyneth Paltrow was the joke of The Oscars when she wore this see through top
In 1991, newcomer Kathy Bates won best actress for her over the top portrayal of a psychotic spinster in Stephen King's Misery
Barbara Streisand's tacky, bell bottomed, see through pantsuit caused quite a commotion at the 1969 Oscars
she was always a hideous freak who forced herself on us, and she's NOT FUNNY
Julia Roberts won for Erin Brokavich, Russell Crowe for Gladiator
In 1991, a normal looking Michael Jackson and Madonna pretended they were a couple. She did try to have sex with him that night, but he politely declined.
Hilary Swank with Clint Eastwood after winning her 2nd Oscar for that boxing movie he directed
In 2002, Halle Berry won Best Actress for Monster's Ball wearing the most beautiful dress ever
In 1970, Liz Taylor wore the biggest diamond in the world, and it was HERS
The stupid 1974 streaker, Robert Opal
1989 photos alan light
