Whoops...they forgot that no one likes them. Don't worry, Elton. Who wants to go to those two old hags party?
Elton called Madonna a "boring, lip synching old cow"
Madonna called Elton a "silly old Queen"
When Elton heard that she was trying to invite his guests to her party, he vowed to destroy her
"I'll take that bitch out! Nobody messes with Elton Hercules John!" he roared
Madonna and Demietrie are inviting all four of their friends
Elton was furious that Madonna decided to throw a last minute Oscar party. Madonna got together with Demetrie Gene Guynes, and they are having an old people party with a bunch of Kabbalah-ites. Sounds fun! There won't be anything good to eat either.
Rosie O'Donnell will invite herself
Elton and David are having mini cheeseburgers, barbequed smokies, 600 pizza's, and Wolfgang Puck serving poolside
Trust, E., you have nothing to worry about. The gays are WAY MORE FUN!
Elton has always been the life of any party.. forty years and still going strong!
Elton is always on the cutting edge of fashion
He gave an interview and said Madonna was crude, vulgar, and full of shit
They got into a shoving match backstage at Live 8 Concert
Madonna knocked Elton's glasses off and threw him down with her bulging muscles!
Elton and David give great parties, and have fun, cool friends.
Demietrie Gene and Madonna have very few friends because they are boring, self centered bitches.
The guests who will be at Madonna/Demi's party: (UGH)
Demetrie's ex, Bald asshole Bruce
Disgusting pig Rosie
Madonna's BITCH BFF Gwyneth
and everybody knows how much FUN they are!
Madonna wants to get with Ashton, who is nothing more than a scruffy, stinky, corny Iowa farm boy
Really, Madonna and Demetrie! They'd be bossing their worm husbands around,
shouting orders and demands at everyone, it will be all about them and their religion. So first, you get to the party, oh and you are only allowed to wear white.
Old hag Demietrie keeps a firm grip on Ashton, who just loves old people and Kabbalah!
Then, you'll be expected to pray to the Koran or whoever, and listen to Madonna berate you to give money. Then you'll have to talk about adopting kids from Africa, and give money for that too, followed by three hours of vigorous exercise with a yoga warm down.
Meanwhile you know there won't be a damn thing to eat, and only Kabbalah water to drink!
Gwyneth told Madonna she'd loan her a health conscious vegan caterer, because look how healthy and happy Gwyneth is!
Madonna's music blasting! And Papa Don't Preach will be on repeat. I don't have to tell you which party I'll be at.
The husband and husband share a gentle moment
Elton and his husband David have the best parties!
Madonna will expect everyone to exercise, and like that slob Rosie has ever exercised once in her life
