I guess spoiled clumsy bitches don't get everything they want after all. Even when all they want is to have a one night stand with someone who has a head as big as their feet. To me, John Mayer is the big ugly boy with bad breath who rides the school bus clutching his grease stained sack lunch. That's just how I see him. Also, I have posted way too many "John Mayer" stories, and I'm hoping this will be the last for a long time.
According to press reports, “At Sunday’s Sony BMG post-Grammy party, Hilton, 26, aggressively tried to hook up with John Mayer, 30, following him around and dancing, trying to get him to look at her.”
I need to say something here. John tried to hook up with Ricki Lake recently! I hope Paris knows this. Well, first off, I know that she should skip the "dancing around" part to anyone she is trying to attract. Her corny dancing is way embarrassing to watch. What was it that didn't rile him up about her? Was it her pigeon toed, gigantic man feet? Perhaps her lazy eye? No, it was probably just his fear of contracting a deadly virus.
A source told the NY Post: “At one point, she sat at a table and tapped on the seat to motion him to sit next to her. John politely sat for less than a second before ignoring her and moving to chat with a group of friends.”
Paris has giant,clumsy, ridiculous feet, and can't even appear normal while standing in one spot
look, everyone! I'm a pigeon-toed freak!
Bitch can't even walk
oh, but she's right at home on a stripper pole with the scroungy Criss Angel behind her. "Look at me, everybody!" she squeals. UGH. and he hasn't had a bath in months.
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paris told larry king she doesn't, and has never done any kind of drug, including weed
OMG Pew! Put that thing away
oh paris you're sooooo hot.... and Girls Gone Wild's joe francis is a class act too
why does paris's crotch bulge like there's a man's ween in there? grossss
You know what? Let's just go with the "everybody hates Paris" theme here and have some real fun! We'll start with what Foo Fighter Dave Grohl said : (after he made the mistake of taking her to dinner) Take it away, Dave!
"Paris was a spoiled bitch princess and refused to make eye contact with me. The entire time we were at dinner she looked around the rest of the restaurant and kept up a running commentary of who was a bitch and who she thought was cute."
"Even though she didn't eat, and barely drank she ordered the most expensive bottle of champagne in the place and the most expensive meal just so she could show off. I've never been more disgusted with a human in my life."
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her."
How many kiss-asses does it take to hold up a disgusting party slut?
At the end of the night, Grohl knew that even though they had barely communicated, that she was more than willing to seal the deal sexually speaking. He passed.
Hooknose Hilton climbs the gate of a party where she is not wanted, something she's used to
50 Cent recently made her cry at her own party when she got up to dance on the stage and he yelled, "Get the f**k off my stage, bitch!"
paris was beaten up by shanna moekler for sleeping with her husband
paris "adjusts her junk", and picks at crabs
Tina Fey talked about what a "nightmare" it was to have Paris Hilton as a "piece of shit" guest host.
The cast had a running bet to see if the self-obsessed Hilton would ask a single personal question to any cast member at any time during the entire week. She asked one, according to Fey, to Seth Meyers, about the ethnicity of another cast mate.
When the discussion turned to Hilton's looks, Fey complained that strands of Hilton's "gross Barbie hair" were found all over the set, and that up-close, Paris actually "looks like a tranny."
tranny paris was shedding her stiff, gross "barbie doll hair" all over the snl set
