Wow, mark MY calender! What a whore. The show will also be about how she was a two dollar hooker when Charlie Sheen met her and rescued her from the streets, and how her two daughters have never once been seen smiling, and her four year old sucks on a filthy mechanics rag. Then the show will explore how she pretended to be Heather Locklear's best friend, only to steal her big dorky alcoholic husband. (accidentally doing Heather a huge favor)
Denise thinks that having an overly protective creepy dad is the way to make her new reality show a huge hit. She will have her dad Irving Richards move in with her during the filming. Why would he move in? "I come with a lot of baggage... He wants to find me a husband... There's gotta be some guys out there... Irv's in charge this time.
"My dad's going to be a big part of the show. It's about my father moving into my chaos and he and I helping each other pick up the pieces."
I love Charlie Sheen's e-mails to this slut:
"You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go fuck yourself sad jobless pig."
"You are an evil piece of shit. I can't wait to tell the world what a piece of shit you are. You don't get a fucking dime till this is resolved."
Denise is a really great mother though! Look how her daughter stares at her with dead eyes, and continues to suck on her thumb and a oily grease rag while Denise struggles to pick her up. (Probably for the first time ever)
My favorite thing is her (REALLY HAPPY and well adjusted) daughter is FOUR and wearing a DIAPER.(which appears to be full of poop) Ever heard of potty training, you dumb bitch! When a kid is so big that you can't even lift them, guess what? It's time for potty training, dumb ass.
