Dumb Slut In Trouble With The Dog Police


Ex-convict and disgusting party slut Paris Hilton is in trouble again with the law- but this time it's with the pet police.
The Los Angeles Department of Animal Services paid a visit to the skank's home earlier this week to investigate a complaint about her dogs.
The complaint came after the big footed tramp appeared on Ellen DeGeneres' chat show and revealed she owned a staggering 17 dogs.
In LA, regulations state that a non-breeder is only allowed three dogs per address. "I have 17 dogs, yes - lots," she bragged. "I built them a doggie mansion." (See yesterdays post) Sure she did! "They all sleep in my bed - well, not all of them, but I let some of them." (wow. they are lucky!)

Paris said she owned so many dogs because they kept getting pregnant and she thought it was cruel to give the puppies away.
"They keep having babies and I feel bad about giving them away," she explained.
"If I had a baby and someone gave it away for me I feel bad for my dogs
."

Hasn't she ever seen The Price is Right? Get Bob Barker on the horn!

The Animal Services Department said an animal rescue group had complained about Paris after seeing her on the Ellen show. And police paid her a visit the next day.
Paris has also been accused of abandoning her cat Prada at the vets for two weeks
A spokesman said that when he visited her house it was under serious construction and nobody - including the pets - was home.

Paris' pets are reportedly not living with her at the moment and are all staying with animal handlers.


Animal Rescue Center The Kris Kelly Foundation has seized her cat Prada after the dumb bitch apparently left her at the vet's for two weeks.
The foundation is refusing to return the feline friend, claiming it is a "clear cut case of abandonment".
As well as her cat and dogs, Paris also owns a goat, a ferret and a kinkajou
.