Larry is a Homo... Who Cares? No, Really. Who?

Larry announces his gayness in front of thousands at a recent press conference. The crowd met his announcement with thunderous applause and cheers.

Anna Nicole Smith's former bodyguard, Big Moe, (LOVE HIS NAME) said Anna chose Larry as her baby daddy, because of the way he looked. He said Larry was nothing but a sperm donor.

Big Moe told Access Hollywood, "Anybody that's been around Anna, they would know that Larry wouldn't be her type. First of all, she liked men that was wealthy, I mean that's no secret." He said that Anna knew because of Larry's "lifestyle" their relationship would be nothing but an arrangement.

Big Moe said, "Well, she told me that, you know, he was a homosexual. She knew deep down that he didn't want to be with her
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Larry's gay lover said:
America doesn't know the whole story about Larry Birkhead," Kerrick, who's 38 and lives in Louisville, Ky., told The ENQUIRER. (DOES "AMERICA" CARE?)
"He apparently had sex with Anna Nicole and fathered her baby, but there is no question: He also had sex with me!"

The two met at a cocktail party in Louisville around mid-2000 when Birkhead was a struggling real estate agent and writer, angling for a show business career in Hollywood.
"We were together for about two months and had sex eight to 10 times, always at my apartment. He often spent the whole night with me."
But Birkhead insisted on keeping their romance a secret. "I had been 'out' for a long time, but Larry was not out of the closet — and he was terrified about his family, who were devout Southern Baptists, finding out he was having a gay relationship," revealed Kerrick.
Hey, at least he's a hottie!

"He was especially afraid of his father finding out. He said, 'If my Dad knew about this, he would kill me!' (I'm sure he appreciated his dad finding out in the Enquirer, Kerrick!)
Kerrick passed a rigorous polygraph test administered by a top-notch examiner
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