Heather Mills, the one-legged gold-digger who Paul McCartney was dumb enough to marry without a prenup, is playing down her past.
Across the pages of the smutty mag, pouting Heather boasts: "I'm gonna drive you crazy with my body...". not with that body you won't. ugh. Yet just a month ago, the estranged wife of Beatles legend Sir Paul McCartney had the front to go on GMTV and rant hysterically that newspaper stories of her porn past were untrue.
Heather, 39, cried her big fake porn tears and said: "They eliminate the whole 20 years of my life of campaigning and put in things like 'hardcore porn queen'." She dismissed her top shelf career as "glamour modeling."
Oh, that's what this is, glamorous. I thought at first that it was really gross.
