STAY HOME, J.LO
The Long Island hospital where J.Lo will probably give birth to her twins is practicing "pink drills" - code for preventing a possible kidnapping.
Sources at North Shore Medical Center tell TMZ the hospital conducted a "Code Pink" drill last Friday - "Code Pink" is code for locking down the hospital to prevent a kidnapping attempt.
GET OVER YOURSELF, J.Lo, no one wants your precious twins. Why don't you go buy another solid gold diaper Genie or something, and put your big swollen hooves up on a foot rest and calm down. GO AWAY. UGH.