Madonna Too Cool to Perform at Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame

Madonna is being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame on Monday night, but unlike every other living artist that has been awarded this honor, Madonna is refusing to perform.

Fox News says:
Madonna is too famous to perform at Monday night's New York dinner for Jann Wenner's Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Wenner must have lost his touch. In the old days, he could make inductees do anything. Instead, sources say, the Kabbalah-loving, recently refreshed Material Mom will just show up, get toasted by Justin Timberlake and be serenaded by rock/punk legend Iggy Pop on some of her hits."