“The perceived idea is that… we both got dumped. Believe me, this is not true. Neither one of us has ever gotten dumped. Once Jen saw the writing on the wall, she dumped Brad.
She took a cold, hard look at her marriage (that he was in love with and having sex with Angelina, you mean) and realized… she and Brad had vastly different personal agendas and feelings about love, career and having a family.” Sheryl CrowYeah right, nobody would ever break up with you guys because you're both way too perfect! Get over yourself, and your ugly, boring friend.
