Jennifer Lopez and husband Marc Anthony have hired a masseuse and a trained color therapist for their ugly twins.
Jenny From The Block whose twins Max and Emme were born last month, has ordered 600-count Egyptian linen, diamond-engraved rattles and two small Shetland ponies for the tiny freaks, who won't appreciate anything.
Jennifer is a hairy, stupid bitch and Marc is an emaciated fug so she's trying to over compensate.
“She had the nursery painted aquamarine and light blue - colors which are supposed to make her babies intelligent. Hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!
“She listened to classical music throughout her pregnancy and is now having music piped through to the nursery to help relax the screaming brats. What? No Marc Anthony hits?
“She has employed a professional baby masseuse to come in once or twice a week and is also superparanoid about hygiene.
“The twins’ wing is totally sterile and all flowers and presents are stored in a separate room, so they don’t contaminate the babies’ area.
The Hairy Latino consulted her psycho robot friends Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes prior to setting up her baby palace.
Lopez is so worried that her baby twins might be kidnapped - she shelled out a whopping $600,000 hiring a team bodyguards to watch over them 24/7.
NOBODY WANTS THEM.
