First, you'll need a whole bunch of really ugly, cheap looking sweatshirts.They should have really cool designs on them like four leaf clovers, birds,camouflage, and bows. I'm all for a cute sweatshirt jacket but these are extra tacky, and we'll start with her newest one.
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If you can't afford fancy sweatshirts, you can wear a big fake cheap fur coat:
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or, a big ugly men's puffy ski jacket
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Next, you will want your ass to hang out as much as possible. This can be easily accomplished by wearing shirts with no bottoms:
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Or, another sexy style tip is to wear a skirt as a dress (no bra of course) that makes it extra flattering. Whatever you do, DON'T forget your hat!
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If for some reason your ass isn't showing, be sure to bend over so that everyone can see you aren't wearing underwear because this is really sexy and turns others on!
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Or, you can always make sure your boobs are hanging out
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you should wear something see thru if your ass isn't hanging out
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Ripped tights are an absolute necessity if you want to look your sizzlin' best:
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The right pair of shoes can be tricky. Take these tips from Britney:
Hooker shoes are great for any occasion
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And everyone knows that the versatility and style of Uggs cannot be rivaled!
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Or, be daring, and wear boots that you know no one else on earth would wear! (Be sure to pair them with some sports socks)
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Filthy flip flops are always "in", like these that Britney sold on Ebay
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Before her boots, Brit wore these platform flip flops every day
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Slip on sneakers will give you a style all your own! (since no one else wears them)
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Furry studded clogs offer style and comfort
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TIP: Find a pair of stylish boots and wear them with everything!
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The boots are key, but always try to have a greasy stain somewhere on yourself
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Stains are an absolute must! A big stain on every item you wear shows the world that you are relaxed and casual
There's nothing like a big grease stain
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although, splatters are becoming quite popular too
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Sweat stains are always sexy, especially when you pair the with the no bra effect
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Unknown stains on your shirt that match the stains on your Uggs will have everyone guessing!
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Large mystery stains below the waist will make you the center of attention
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If you're really daring, you can wear the ripped hose/no bottoms combo when you're having your period
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To switch up your look, a pink wig goes with everything
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or a pretty weave
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or, for variety, you can go blonde or bald
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And don't ever underestimate the power of a stylish hat!
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A head wrap will give you that Jackie O. look as Brit demonstrates here:
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Pair your head wrap with unshaven armpits for a rebellious look
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It can be worn in many ways
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so have fun with it! Pairing it with a trucker cap and tube socks, for example
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A big green fluffy wrap will make you look wild and playful
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Don't forget to wear some big ugly sunglasses
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Gigantic floppy ears are always a plus
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Throw in the double handed peace sign to make you look hip
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Try to have a cig danging from your mouth too
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To copy Brit's look, you will need a polished manicure at all times
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and a frapp! (Inhaler optional)
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Looking and acting like a stripper whore is timeless, and never goes out of style
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Another thing you can do is mix and match these styles:
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Here she mixes in a new look of pajama pants with the headwrap and ugly sweatshirt
Here she pairs the pink wig, frapp, big ugly sunglasses with the stripper look
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She chose the pretty weave/big ugly sunglasses combo for her birthday bash (Wise choice!)
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Here she mixes the big grease stain with see thru and no bra for an edgy, urban look
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Three more tips: NEVER wear a bra no matter how saggy your boobs are, buy your clothes at least two sizes too small, and always carry a really ugly purse
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Here, she cleverly mixes the ugly purse with the ass hanging out, ripped tights look
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Buy two in case you get stains on one!
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Really feel like shaking things up? Wear your old wedding dress!
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Run out of ideas? Wear one of your Grandma's blouses from Fashion Barn Plus!
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