What do you do when your husband cheats on you for the hundreth time with some ugly tramp? You buy him a motorcycle of course, if you're idiot Kerry Katona. Scummy ex cab driver Mark Croft was burning around yesterday on his new Ducati 1098, just hours after his sex phone calls with his girlfriend Samantha were released.
Kerry has spent two million dollars on toys for her ugly, ungrateful husband in the past few years.
He doesn't work and cheats on her, and she has bought him twenty cars. She deserves him. Recent gifts from Kerry are said to include a Ferrari, a Lamborghini, multiple Porsches, Range Rovers, Aston Martins and BMWs among others.
Mark, who has denied reports he cheated on the former Atomic Kitten star last July, recently talked up the couple's cars, saying: "People say we haven't got any money but we must have because how else would we have afforded it?"
The pair, who live in Wilmslow, Cheshire, with Molly, six, Lily-Sue, five and one-year-old Heidi, are expecting their fourth child.
Pregnant Kerry has today hit back at reports she has an alcohol problem after she was seen drinking wine on her MTV reality show Crazy In Love.
She told OK! magazine: "I'm sorry but what woman who is pregnant has not had a glass of wine? Get over it. A lot of women have more than that. I'm sick of people judging me." She would not talk about her cocaine use.
