Who Gave Lindsay Her Bruise?



So Lindsay was seen today with a gigantic bruise on her face. What a mystery, so many people hate her. It could be from her catfight with Paris at Timbaland's party that I posted earlier. Maybe she owed her dealer money and he put the smack down on her! Or it could be she was beat up by a "John", as it is rumoured that she has been "spending time" with older, (and sometimes hideous) men for money. Yes, she's that desperate. She only had six million before she started her years long drug binge and spending sprees. Hey, drugs, tacky clothes and legal fees are expensive.