Lindsay Lohan told Harper's Bazaar that she's gunning for the role of Alice in Tim Burton's "Alice in Wonderland" movie. Johnny Depp also wants the role, so Lindsay has some competition.
She said, "I just hope they don't want an unknown, I really want this part."
Bad news, orange ho, you are an UNKNOWN, except for your trampy slut stuff, what a bitch you are, chasing strangers in your car, sex in bathrooms with anyone you see, drugs and drinking, thinking you're a "D.J.", going to jail for ten minutes, holding a knife to your throat, having the worst trash family ever, being orange, having a really high opinion of yourself, cutting, stealing Steve-O's cocaine, giving the peace sign, stealing clothes from Louis Vuitton, being a part time lesbian, oh, and being in ONE GOOD movie when you were TEN YEARS OLD. oh, and p.s.? Johnny Depp wants the role? Yeah, I'm sure you will get it.
